Space Is the Place
Plump Kraut Control
Impressum & Kraudits


Germany's most disreputable English-language website dedicated to post-modernist academic ephemera & other dead-on-arrival non-sequiturs, mostly to do with Krautrock, cosmic prog and other uncool retro stuff of the tonal variety. This is not a website. This is a project. Down with lineality, design, and art ... and to hell with the rest of it.

On this website we hate feedback. No, you won't be able to send in comments or start any well-balanced dialogue. This is the real world. Call it Modernity if you will. Bugger off Web 2.0. Down with service-orientated pseudo-politeness. This is persuasion. Pure and plain. DAS PLUMPE DENKEN. Don't think big ─ think Plump with a capital P. Goodbye crude world!

What's post-modernism? Why all that sepia space?

does it all mean? Why from Germany? Who killed the mutton chops? What price bananas? Howl! And what is Krautrock anyway? Where's the philosophy bit? Questions, questions, and no clues. You might find some answers if you're energetic enough. A jolly good time is guaranteed for all. Start with the Plump Kraut Control section. A work in progress. But what is progress?

Guten tag cloud:

  plump thoughts  Kraut control  burning Brians
  tangerine trees  brain damage  Electro lizards  new!
Zuckerzeiten  mindphasing  Neuronengeorgel  xhol ash
  Man-machines  force majeure  Datenautobahn 66 
ruckzuck  traffic cones  weird lämps  Komische Musik
  space daze 
primeval ooze  extra oomph  tea online
vanishing point  kanguru  solar müesli  Ernst Bloch
           crudeness   credulity   Cruella   Krull


     We do not hyperlink any tags on this website.
      This makes our tag cloud completely useless.

Plump survey stats of the month:

Which of DAS PLUMPE's three pages do you like best?

▒▒ Space Is the Place: 6%

▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ Plump Kraut Control: 66%

▒▒▒▒ Impressum & Kraudits: 10%

How trustworthy do you find

▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ (very) trustworthy: 33%

▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ not trustworthy (at all): 62%

▒▒ dunno: 5%

Krautrock is...

a bummer: 1%

  ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ in very plump terms simply the best: 115%**

** p>.01, df=136